Mmmmm, Sonic Death Monkey

I have a thing for bath and body products. Maybe it's because I'm allergic to almost every perfume on earth, so the only time I get to smell good is when I have an exciting bath product or lotion. I buy way too many of them. I recently packed more than half my body lotions, and the orphans next to my bed still represent the lotion allocation of a small- to medium-size commonwealth.

So it is with great pride that I announce that I have nearly run out of shower gel. As in, I get to buy more shower gel. This is very exciting--I've been working on a shower gel backlog for about two years now--a store I liked went out of business, and I bought enough of their products to last a long, long time. The only time I've purchased shower gel in that time was when I had a guest who I thought might not appreciate smelling like chocolate. And it turned out I was wrong.

So now I'm torn between Sonic Death Monkey and 13 Rabbits. Well, torn between those and what I'll actually buy, which will probably be something from Target or Walgreens that costs an awful lot less than this does. But even if I do buy something chipper chicken from Walgreens, I'm thinking I might have to CALL it Sonic Death Monkey shower gel, because that makes it 100% cooler.