Stink like the rest of us...

I was out for a run this morning which was really exciting. This is the first morning it's felt warm enough (i.e., above freezing) before work so that I could go out for my 7 miles instead of having to do it on a treadmill. It was awesome. As I was running though, I ran past this young lady running in the other direction. I waved and she waved and that was that but for the next several minutes, as I ran back along the way she had just come from, I could smell a perfumed, powdery smell. It took me a second to realize that I was smelling her perfume, or her deoderant, or whatever. And all I could think was "Jesus Christ, you're a runner! Just stink like the rest of us!"