I did a baaad thing

A friend of mine recently got a computer. I helped her set it up and get her DSL set up. I've come to realize I know jack about computers, but so many people know less than jack, so I can still help out. That was not a bad thing. But then I introduced her to Zuma. For the uninitiated let me warn you, Zuma will suck out your soul. I may never see her again, and if I do she'll be pale and pasty, slightly palsied, with a crazed look in her eyes. Her right hand will twitch as if moving a mouse at all times. And the insane thing is, she'll thank me for it. I feel like a crack dealer.