...when the credit card company calls to verify charges to dating sites on your account as "unusual activity?" Even my credit card company knows I'm not dating. I'm almost as concerned about that as I am about who got my card number and how...
Likes: Sushi (but not the slimy kind), conversations with footnotes, satire, pop culture references, literary references, smart men who love me, flannel duvets, smack-talking Mormons, Tivo, breakfast, romantic comedies that are actually funny, laughing until someone snorts or cries, singing as loud as possible in the privacy of my own car, exercising in the privacy of my own home, bands with clever lyrics that they write themselves AND close harmony AND a super guitar player, peanut butter, Chuck Lorre vanity cards, and anything written by Neil Gaiman. Dislikes: People who need remedial instruction on walking or standing, sushi (the slimy kind), buffets, men who slobber, and dogs who slobber.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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