Stack-Heeled Mary Janes Make Jesus Weep

Read Francis's explanation of Easter in Sweden. I had no idea about the trick-or-treating for Easter there, and the idea of slipping a priest vodka after mass is priceless.

Lacy Underthings

This makes me happy in that kind of way that makes you look for the devil emoticon in your Instant Messaging software, only to find that your company has blocked said emoticon because it's an evil icon. Eeeeeviiiiil ... Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Sorry. Lace-makers whose previous clients included the Pope and Queen Elizabeth have recently branched out into making lacy underwear (including thongs--the official underwear of the devil himself). Apparently being lace-maker to the Queen doesn't support a whole village like it used to. The Internet, on the other hand, can support a village in its sleep, especially if photos of hot women modeling thongs are involved. Naturally, half the village has their knickers in a twist (because the same lace that once adorned the Queen's table is now "being worn on people's backsides." Well, not exactly the same lace, probably). Fortunately, the other half is so busy counting their money that they don't care.