Thursday, May 25, 2006

Treadmill Blues

OK, Alaska zoo people, this is how it's done.

Step 1: Get the elephant addicted to television. The kind of thing where the commercial breaks make you want to throw something at the wall. House is good. Lost is another good one.

Step 2: Tivo the elephant's favorite programs.

Step 3: Only let the elephant watch the programs while it's walking on the treadmill.

Well, that's what I do.

Have I mentioned that I live in fear of rerun season?

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