For Obsessive Compulsives Everywhere

You may have heard that your obsessive behavior was obnoxious. People may (ahem) have refused to go to Target with you, because it takes hours, because you have to look down every aisle and in many aisles, you have to touch every single item that you see (you know who you are--and you know I love you anyway).

But now you can tell them all to go to hell, because you're actually feeding the hungry with your obsessive desire to get to level 50 on the Free Rice vocabulary game.

Oh, wait. That's me. (Stuck at a consistent 48 with brief flashes of 49.)