My faith in "The Daily Show" is officially shaken. They said that Harold Bloom is America's foremost expert on literature. And in spite of their liberal use of irony, they were serious. If only they'd given me some way out. "A recognized expert." Or even, "a leading expert." But alas.
Oh, Jon. I'm so sorry, but I think our brief affair was just too beautiful to last. I thought it was love, but it was just a sophomoric infatuation. Oh, but wait. You knew that, didn't you.