Ya know the stress I spoke of earlier? Well, sometimes to amuse myself and escape from the stress, I google random terms until I find something that makes me laugh really, really hard. It sounds challenging, but I find that as the wee small hours tick by it tends to get easier. I wouldn't share those things with you. Sometimes when I wake up, I can't even remember them.
But this, this was funny. It made me laugh so hard I counted it as my ab workout for the day. And so I give you the product of a lot of googling that had to do with my obsession with my ill-gotten five pounds.