Fuzzy slippers

There's really not much more to say. Fuzzy slippers rock. You don't know that if you don't live in an arctic climate 6 months out of the year. If you do live in an arctic climate half the year, and you don't know that, then I pity you and your very cold feet. And I envy you the joy you'll feel when you first put on your pair of manly, cozy, fuzzy sleepers. Warm, feety goodness has arrived. Watch the white cloud flow from my mouth in the frigid air of my study as I breathe a sigh of contentment.