I know we have more serious priorities. I know this isn't a potential Nobel prize. But can someone please invent a pair of glasses that don't rip the hair out of my head at random intervals throughout the day? At this rate I'll have a dramatically receding hairline in a matter of weeks.
Again, leading scientists of the world, I can appreciate that you are very busy curing cancer and making bridges that don't fall down, and I don't want you to think I'm not grateful. I just think that if you took five minutes to take a look at these hinges, a lot fewer of us would be bald.
Excuse me while I go put in my contact lenses. I probably shouldn't wear them on weekends, but my temples hurt.