Michael, I love snark, but I'm considering revoking your license!
Dissemble = lie
Disassemble = to take apart
If anyone can dissemble an outfit, it is surely Michael Kors, but I'm disappointed in him. Michael, you're not allowed to invent any more words or cute phrases until you can use the ones you've already got properly.
Everyone on earth who writes in English, let's get these three separate:
Reign = what a monarch does
Reins = those things that steer horses
Rain = that wet stuff that falls from the sky
You rein someone in. You embark on a reign of terror. You get caught in a rainstorm. Closed captioners, this one's dedicated to you.