A blog is not, under any circumstances, for making fun of your colleague, who despite being incredibly smart, talented, and polished, thinks analysize is a word. Especially not if you're jealous of her for being fit and probably a size 4.
Hee hee. Analysize.
OK, look, it's here as a public service, because if I do not put it here, I will TOTALLY use it in front of her at work. And that would not be good for anyone. She would be embarrassed. And I would be doomed. Because I'm relentlessly stupid at work and I would definitely not survive if people started making fun of me. I get by there because people think I'm too nice to make fun of.
What? I am nice! Mostly....