Friday, March 20, 2009

This Just In, Conan is White!

I'm frantically packing as the move date draws nearer with every hour, and in the background I'm listening to/watching Conan O'Brien being interviewed on Inside the Actors studio. Lipton made him dance (literally, as is his wont), and at the end of his very funny convulsive jig, Conan drew a heron-like leg up and rested his foot seductively on Lipton's desk, pulling up his pants cuff to expose a blinding expanse of Irish calf.

Thank God there's someone out there who's whiter than I am. They must have to plaster that poor man with a quart of flesh-colored makeup just so he shows up on camera.

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