Ok, I happen to know that myself and many of our IR's really need something to laugh at right now. So I'm shamelessly stealing this link from Patrick Rothfuss, with thanks. If you've ever played, or even heard of, MMOs this one's for you.
Likes: Sushi (but not the slimy kind), conversations with footnotes, satire, pop culture references, literary references, smart men who love me, flannel duvets, smack-talking Mormons, Tivo, breakfast, romantic comedies that are actually funny, laughing until someone snorts or cries, singing as loud as possible in the privacy of my own car, exercising in the privacy of my own home, bands with clever lyrics that they write themselves AND close harmony AND a super guitar player, peanut butter, Chuck Lorre vanity cards, and anything written by Neil Gaiman. Dislikes: People who need remedial instruction on walking or standing, sushi (the slimy kind), buffets, men who slobber, and dogs who slobber.